My life goal is to become an old cat lady. I spend my time knitting, baking pies, and rambling endlessly about childhood movies.
I'm queer. I enjoy slash and femslash fanfiction (and even het sometimes), and I've lurked unproductively in fandoms since 2004. OTPs: Snarry, Xena/Gabrielle, Fakir/Ahiru, Bruce Wayne/Dick Grayson, Clex, reboot!Kirk/Spock/Uhura, Brian/Justin, Jesus/Judas.
My current obsession is Harry Potter. Yeah, six years after the fact, but HP fandom is eternal. I'm proud to be a badger!
"I'll teach the lot And treat them just the same." - Helga Hufflepuff, total bamf
I might post here occasionally. But don't hold your breath.